The Farmers Market: Apparently A Great Place To Meet Crazies

So, today I decided to go to the Farmers Market, which is a great place to find neat arts and crafts as well as organic foods and such. My dad was selling mobiles there and I was sitting there texting a friend, when a lady comes up and buys two mobiles. She seemed normal so I didn't pay much attention to her but then she asked my dad if she could speak to me. I thought that was a little odd but my dad said sure. She asked me how old I was and I said that I'd be turning 16 in four days. She then proceeded to touch my shoulder and said to me, "I know what you are going through. This has been a tough year for you but it'll only get better." At first I thought she was just a weird lady who just wanted to give me a lesson in exactly how my life was going to play out. *Sigh* She then said, "Now hold up your hands. Your right hand represents your love for your mother, and your left is the love you have for girls. Now, incest is taboo in our society." At this point I'm slowly inching back and desperately trying to suppress my oncoming laughter which I'm sure showed through my gritting teeth. She continued, "Now put your hands together. This is where you are, and this is where you should be. (She seperated my hands)" Basically this continued for a good five minutes before she said "Good luck!" and walked over to my parents to pick up her mobile. She then proceeded to tell my parents about our conversation, which during, I looked like I was "dying". She soon left and I burst out laughing. My parents agreed that she was seriously insane and I texted two of my friends about it. But hey, it was just another one of those WTF moments.